Total Medals Earned: 3,376 (From 609 different games.) Total Medal Score: 46,580 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/265 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 5
Complete level 10
Complete level 15
Complete level 20
Complete level 25
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 19/20 (475/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Get caught by a UFO
Medals Earned: 3/25 (20/495 points)
Die from saw
Find Warlock's Shield
Find a tomb
Die from acid
Die from fire
Die from lava
Die from spikes
Die from water
Find White Monk's Magnet
Save 100 kitties
Kill 25 enemies
Pick up 25 gems with a magnet
Save 25 kitties
Complete 25 levels
Save 50 kitties
Save 75 kitties
Pick up 100 gems with a magnet
Kill 50 enemies
Pick up 50 gems with a magnet
Complete 50 levels
Pick up 75 gems with a magnet
Kill 100 enemies
Kill 75 enemies
Complete 75 levels
Complete 100 levels
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/130 points)
Buy a magic shot.
Buy all health upgrades.
Buy all armor upgrades.
Buy all sword upgrades.
Kill Kanthor.
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/500 points)
First time?
Beat the game in 30 minutes or under
You've died 25 times, just like everyone else.
Beat the game in 20 minutes or under
Completed the Tower!
You've died 100 times? You're fired... is what I'd say if you were ever employed.
You've collected all the acorns in the game, good work!
Completed the Jungle without dying!
Beat the game in 10 minutes or under
You have found and collected all golden acorns in the game. Good work!
Completed the Volcano!
Completed the Jungle!
Completed the Ice Caves!
Beat the game in 7 minutes or under. Amazing!
You've completed the Volcano without dying!
You completed the first tower of towers without dying!
Completed the Ice Caves without dying!
Beat the game in 5 minutes or under. Very impressive!
You beat the game without dying. You're incredible!
Burn to death on a hot block.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/34 (5/500 points)
Completed the tutorial
Bought the Illustrated book
Destroyed an Aviator goblin
Bought the Popup book
Bought a toy
Bought the Kamikaze bear
Bought the Smart alien
Bought the Toy car
Bought the first extra slot
500 coins in piggy bank
Bought the Army men 2
Destroyed a Skeleton
Bought the Doom-in-a-Box
Bought the Slime catapult
Bought the Pirate ship
Destroyed an Ogre
Destroyed a Ghost
Destroyed a Bomber Goblin before it places the bomb
Bought the second extra slot
Reached the Bogeyman's level
Destroyed a Bogeyman
Destroyed a Big Bad Wolf before it jumps
1000 coins in piggy bank
Destroyed a Bogeyman before it can summon his friends
Bought every toy
Completed the game
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/500 points)
Rest before you need to.
Reject the final offer (Polly)
Beat the game with Polly
Beat the game with Emmy
Beat the game with Beth.
Get a girl mad at you.
Bought the brick.
Beat the game with maximum (100) Piety.
Beat the game with maximum (100) respect.
Beat the game with maximum (100) charm.
Beat the game with all girls. (multiple playthroughs)
Beat the game without using the secret.
Get all of Dracula's artifacts by buying them.
Get all of Dracula's artifacts by digging.
Revealed all 3 girl's secrets in one playthrough.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (40/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 4/9 (110/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!