Total Medals Earned: 3,497 (From 624 different games.) Total Medal Score: 47,475 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/310 points)
Well, that was disgusting.
You were literally roasted.
Secret handshakes are such a bummer.
Put some clothes on. No one wants to see that.
You are officially a cannibal.
Please give me money. Please.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (45/220 points)
Find the wings.
Turn off the rain.
Slay five darklings.
Complete the game.
Unlock all boxes and switches.
Find all of the mushrooms.
Earn more than 35,000 points.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/65 points)
Earn the rank of Pyromancer
Defeat the evil boss in level 9
Earn the rank of Chosen One
Earn the rank of Ice Master
Earn a score of 550 or higher on Survival Mode
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/140 points)
Defeat the Drunk Father
Defeat the Neighborhood Owner
Find the place to take a rest
Defeat the Best Fighter
Defeat the Trashcan Lover
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/65 points)
Reach 50 points
Defeat every enemy with a sliding block
Defeat 3 enemies with one frozen block
Reach 150 points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/270 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Medals Earned: 5/18 (95/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/300 points)
win first level
win first 6 level
visit developer website
win 12 level
win 18 level
all level complete
get 3000 or more point on a level